Songs for Spanking – Fat Bottomed Girl

The Daily Post ran a prompt suggesting a rewrite of a popular song. Not sure if this is quite what they had in mind, but I’m hoping my regulars appreciate the lyrics. You will never listen to this song the same way again.

“Fat Bottomed Girl”

queen

Oh, I’m gonna spank you good tonight

Oh, make your bottom glow just right

Oh I’m gonna give it to you good

Fat bottomed girl we’ll have a good old spanking night

*

Hey, I was such a naughty lad

Always trying to be bad

I got spanked before I left element-ary

Got the strap from Miss Delaney

Bared my bum, smacked my heinie

Thank you Ma’am, you made a spankee out of me

*

Hey, hey!

*

I’ve loved spanking for many years

Across my knee, so many rears

I’ve left many red-assed beauties on the way

But their lack of spunky fire

Left me limp after a while

Let me spank a feisty lady every time

*

C’mon! Oh, can’t I take you home tonight?

Oh, take down your pants, set you alight

Oh, you can take all that I’ve got

Fat bottomed girl we’ll have a good old spanking night

Fat bottomed girl we’ll have a good old spanking night

*

Hey, listen here.

*

Now I got a cane, tawse and a belt

And a stiffie needing to be felt

Ain’t no spanking fun in this locality (I tell you)

Oh, but I still need to get my pleasure

Still lust your greatest treasure

Hey big woman you wanna play some kinky games

*

(now get this) Oh (I know), I’m gonna take you home tonight (please)

Oh, take down your pants, set you alight

Oh, you can take all that I’ve got

Fat bottomed girl we’ll have a good old spanking night

Fat bottomed girl we’ll have a good old spanking night

*

Get on your knees and beg!

*

(With humble apologies to the Rock Gods of Queen)

 

The Daily Post ran a prompt suggesting a rewrite of a popular song. Not sure if this is quite what htey had in mind, but I’m hoping my regulars appreciate the lyrics. You will never listen to this song the same way again.

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