I once knew a girl from Peru
She made me bend double
And said ‘you’re in trouble’
And then spanked my bum black and blue
There was a young man from Japan
Who asked to be spanked with a fan
The girls who accepted
Were always rejected
Coz he wanted to be spanked by a man
I knew a fine girl who fellated
And readily she copulated
But what she liked most
Was being tied to a post
To be spanked, while anally dilated
If I said I had a longing for pain
Would you spank me with your rattan cane?
Then could we fuck?
My cock – would you suck?
I would be eternally grateful – again!