Willie the Wanker

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Young Willie was a wanker

He wanked off night and day

He beat his meat repeatedly

He loved his solitary play

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His mum got very worried

As every mother would

She made him wear thick mittens

But it didn’t do any good

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She took him to the doctor

She said, “What can you do?”

The doctor looked on helplessly

He hadn’t got a clue

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And so his acts continued

As he grew into a man

His dick was sore and blistered

He needed a new plan

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He found a spankopsychologist

Who promised him a cure

She said the path was painful

More than many could endure

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But Willie was unflustered

He knew this had to stop

He booked a time and went right round

After he’d jerked out one last drop

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The Doc told him to drop his pants

So she could see the cause

And perhaps find a solution

Without cutting off his balls

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She reached down very gently

And touched his flaccid dick

Instantly the blood flowed in

And it stood up like a stick

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“Oh no,” said she. “This is no good,

I’m having none of this”

She took a plastic ruler

And whacked him, on the tip

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Well this set things in motion

There was no turning back

Willie’s dick erupted

As she gave another whack

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This took her by surprise, indeed

She said “Oh my, oh my!”

Then wiped away the semen

That had landed in her eye

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She stood up tall, all five foot two

And looked up at his chin

“Young man you’re quite disgusting,

Now, let’s begin again.”

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“A tough regime is needed

To bring things back to earth

You need a solid caning

Every time you get the urge”

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She had him bend and touch his toes

Then fetched a wicked rod

She lined up with a wicked smirk

“I’ll cure you good, you sod!”

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She striped him good, she striped him hard

She gave him many whacks

Yet when she looked down underneath

His erection had come back

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And so again, she whipped his butt

Til her arm got rather sore

Young Willie thrust his butt up high

And was crying out for more

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Just as she finished whacking

His dick jerked up, he came

Young Willie was ecstatic

Even with his bum aflame

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“That felt so good! It’s the only way

I ever want to cum

Oh Doc, you’ve cured my wanking

With a very painful bum”

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“I can come around on Tuesdays

And Fridays too, at night

And have you cane my naked bum

When I’m stretching it real tight”

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“And then I can stop wanking

Every moment, every day

I can save it up for Tuesday

And Friday, if I may”

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The Doc looked on, she wore a frown

This isn’t how it’s supposed to be

But hey, if he thinks it’s working

I will take his weekly fee

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And now he has stopped wanking

His dick has much improved

Although his butt is stripy

Like a tiger, only lewd

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