You have to go check out Oglaf. The most surreal carton I’ve read. Often erotic, often slightly weird but generally very funny. Here’s a little sample:
And you may spot the little one-liners at the top of each page. Here are a few of my favourites:
Your cock seems sort of bland. I did practice fellatio on sausages though
How much more pathetic do I need to be before I get pity sex?
I’m looking for the kind of problems you can solve with sex
If ‘garage sale’ was innuendo for anal sex, I would snicker more at weekends
I love shower sex. Ikea are less keen
I’m a generous lover but for selfish reasons
The plague has been cancelled due to illness
Sexual innuendo? I can keep it up all night
I could go on, but better for you to just pop on over and while away a night reading through the comic.