Aperitif

Straight out of the shower

So fresh  and so clean

Brazilian waxed with

Not a hair to be seen

My cheeks are divided

All treasures on view

Just waiting for action

You know what to do

My bottom is twitching

Awaiting your strap

And sweet stinging pleasure

From the leather’s tight wrap

Aim good so the tip

Smacks me right at the core

Tip kissing my asshole

Sweet burning, so sore

Red cheeks then a-glowing

And deep in between

Sweet fig starts a-weeping

And you know what that means

So now that I’m tender

And juicy and tight

I’ll welcome your member 

Where you wanted, last night

My rosebud is eager

For your penile desires

Squeeze past my defences 

And claim this sweet prize

Slide deep, slide slowly

Til you’re fully enclosed

And your shaft is embedded

In my tight little rose

But don’t be excited

Don’t act in such haste

My pussy is empty

And that’s such a waste

So have my dark secret

For your aperitif

But save your finale

For my soft silken sheath

Her muscles will squeeze you

And tease you and goad

Til control is all gone and

Your orgasm explodes

Kami Tora inspired

Miss Johnson took my homework

She read it with a frown

She called me to the front with her

And pulled my trousers down

She rolled down my white undies

To just below the knee

And made me bend to face the class

So everyone could see

With all the grinning faces

My prick began to grow

It stuck out hard and dripping

And gave the girls a show

Right up in front young Susie sat

She was leaning forth to see

My rampant cock as I endured

A beating to my heinie

And so Miss took the bamboo

She swished it in the air

She slashed my cheeks with all her might

To ‘educate’ my rear

She gave me six strong stinging strokes

With excruciating aim

And as the sixth came biting down

I was utterly in shame

For as the sixth stroke bit in deep

My cock was overcome

And I shot my load in Susie’s eye

As Miss Johnson whipped my bum

Susie screamed “I’ve now gone blind!”

The class was in uproar

But Miss, she shrugged, and said to all

Well, I’ve never seen that before!

So now when Miss she canes us

She has an aim in mind

The boys must shoot a load of cum

And make poor Susie blind!

Missy and the Judge

Missy rapped Judge’s door

The command came too soon

To enter his chambers

And pay for the Piper’s tune

 

Judge gazed on her beauty

Such an angelic face

But lurking beneath that

She hid her family’s disgrace

 

Judge stood from his chair

Stared her straight in the face

He wanted to make her

Afraid of this place

 

”Now listen here, Missy

You’ve been quite the lass

You’ve been sharing your virtue

With your whole graduating class”

 

“Your folks if they could

They’d have you off to the jail

But I persuaded ‘em rightly

You just need a sting in the tail”

 

“So let’s get right to it

I’ve a lot to get done

Get yourself in position

I will not make this fun”

 

Missy shucked off her jeans

Dropped her pants to the ground

Stepped out of her garments

And turned right around

 

She bent from the waist

And she touched her toes

She spread her feet wide

And she held that pose

 

The Judge stared at her beauty

And he sucked in his cheeks

As he gazed lustily on

Her toned naked physique

 

With firm rounded buttocks

And a deep cleft in between

Leading down past her asshole

To the sweetest pussy he’d seen

 

The Judge tried to speak

Tried to sound real butch

But instead he just gasped

And sputtered and such

 

He coughed and he spat

All that tough guy stuff

And he tried once again

With a voice deep and gruff

 

“Now listen her Missy,

You put your family to shame

You know you’re a bad’un

And I need to whip in some pain”

 

“There’s a long list of boys

Who they tell me you’ve fucked

And a few of the girls

Who’s pussies you’ve sucked”

 

“I saw with my own eyes

Your shamelessly brazen display

When I peeped in your window

When your folks were away”

 

“You were down on your knees

Your bare ass sticking up

With a big rubber dildo

Plugging your tight little butt”

 

“Young Joshua was with you

You had his dick in your mouth

And then up your arsehole

When that dildo popped out”

 

“He fucked you so deeply

His balls slapped your cunt

As he reamed out your asshole

And then he came with a grunt”

 

“I said a strapping would cure you

Make you think twice ‘bout sex

And I offered to do it

With your Pappy’s bad neck”

 

With no further ado

The Judge whipped out his strap

And raised the thick leather

High over his back

 

He whipped that strap down

Striking Missy’s full moons

She screamed bloody murder

As the sweet agony ballooned

 

Again and again,

Judge whipped her cheeks raw

‘Til her bottom was glowing

And her cheeks were quite sore

 

Judge threw down the strap then,

To admire the sight

Of Missy’s firm buttocks

So glowing and tight

 

He took both her cheeks

And spread them apart

And just as he did so

She let out a fart

 

He leapt back in shock

At the sudden warm gust

He was quite lost for words

Yet it strengthened his lust

 

“So that’s how you play it

You dirty young slut!

Well let’s stop any more gases

Sneaking out of your butt”

 

He whipped out his dick

And slicked some spit on his pole

Then pressed home his member

Into Missy’s tight hole

 

Judge fucked her quite strongly

For a man past his best

Til the tightness of arsehole

Was too much to resist

 

With a last balls deep thrust

He erupted inside

And he took a last gasp

As his heart fluttered and died

 

Now sore cross both cheeks

And sore deep in between

The dead Judge and Missy

Made a sight quite obscene

 

She forced herself upright

His cock slipped out of her bum

She felt the cool air waft

Up her stretched out rectum

 

She slipped on her knickers

Pulled her jean shorts up high

And strolled out of the Chambers

Where Judge had just died

 

 

Spank me hard

Spank me hard, spank me tight

Spank my glowing bum all night

Whip me good, whip me right

Whip me hard with all your might

Take your leather, strap me more

Strap my naked buttocks raw

Now your crop, whack my nates

Make me cry and take my fate

And the ruler, aim it good

Smack my rosebud with that wood

Take a ginger fig, so smooth

Slide it down my backdoor groove

Pop it past, my muscled ring

Then you’ll hear this songbird sing

Cane me strong, with ginger snug

Make me clench round burning plug

Give me twelve, then twelve again

Biting lines of glorious pain

Hold me tight, fuck me good

Treat me like a lover should

Steve’s Lost Libido

Steve’s sex drive has gone missing

It disappeared a while ago

And now he’s just existing

With a fizzed out libido

He lost it when out shopping

For a gift for his dear wife

When across the aisles he saw her

And it stuck him like a knife

His dearest little Daisy

Was browsing the menswear racks

When she picked out a special item

A lovely pair of slacks

Now Steve is on the large side

He’s not a little guy

So when he saw the pants she held

He knew things were awry

The pants were slim and dandy

Too small by far for Steve

And then she picked out underwear

And his stomach gave a heave

She took her goods and walked across

To a changing cubicle

Then with a surreptitious glance

She ducked inside a stall

Beneath the door, as Steve could see

The stall was still in use

For there was another pair of feet

A man’s, he did deduce

He jumped as he saw trousers

And then blue underwear

Flutter down the hairy legs

And trap them like a snare

The next site was quite shocking

As Daisy went to her knees

She stayed like that for minutes

While Steve’s blood began to freeze

And then she stood, and turned around

Her knickers then came down

The man now dropped onto his knees

And Steve heard a slurping sound

And then he stood, and dipped his knees

No doubt to dip his wick

So Daisy got her secret fuck,

Making Steve a little sick

The fuck was done, the pants came up

The stall door was slowly cracked

And out snuck Daisy, all aflush

And behind her, Cousin Jack

A raging Steve stepped quickly forth

He grabbed the little shit

He punched his nose, he kneed his balls

He pummelled the slimy git

And then he grabbed for Daisy

And propelled her back inside

He ripped her still-moist knickers off

And tanned her hussy hide

He spanked her hard inside that booth

All outside could hear

At last he stopped and looked at her

With a bright red glowing rear

“Now get you home, you little whore”

He barked, she shook with fear

He yanked the door right off its post

And dragged her by the ear

Once home, he had her strip her clothes

And bend over the old chair

He pulled his belt out of its loops

And snapped it in the air

He aimed his blow, she clenched her cheeks

His arm pulled back quite high

His arm whipped down, the belt bit deep

She let out a shrieking cry

Still unperturbed, he whipped her more

Recalling her disgrace

Her bum was vivid red with weals

And his anger was replaced

With lust, and a stonking hard-on

Nigh ripping through his pants

He freed his cock and grabbed her hips

To stab her with his lance

But thought of fucking her tight cunt

Where Jack’s emissions swam

Caused Steve to pause and think again

Of another cunning plan

He wet his dick to lubricate

And took aim at her arsehole

And pushed until he popped inside

Then docked his meaty pole

She squealed at his intrusion

He laughed at her dismay

“Next time you fuck young Jackie boy

You know how you will pay”

“In fact, I’m going to whip you

And fuck your little bum”

“Every night from here to Christmas

So you know the price of fun”

Some spanky limericks

I had a few minutes to kill waiting for Miranda and I had a few thoughts on how she should pay for keeping me waiting. Put me in mind of some spanky hanky panky limericks. Enjoy

I’ve a yearning for spanking a bum

As a precursor to a jolly good cum

So if you don’t mind

Simply bare your behind

And we can get down to some whacking good fun

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There’s nothing I like to see more

Than plump buttocks that seem to implore

Please give me a smack

Not a gentle love tap

I just loved it when we did it before

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A girl’s well spread bottom reveals

Charms that should not be concealed

Deep down in her cleft

Her only virginity left

Til to my manhood it does finally yield

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Oh please can I spank your tight bum

You’re as luscious as a nice juicy plum

Spread your twin moons apart

And I’ll certainly start

To beat your bottom like a band members drum

Room Service

Room Service. Here to turn down your bed,

Unless you would like something else instead.

Some crackers and cheese, a nice glass of red,

Or maybe you prefer me to give you some head?

Would you like me to wank you and bring you relief,

Or maybe to spank you and bring you some grief?

If you touch your toes I will happily bestow,

Upon your tight bottom a nice rosy glow.

I’m the gentlest of spankers, you will surely agree,

And when we are finished, you can spank l’il old me.

I could bend over tightly and show you my drawers,

If you lift up my skirt and let your fingers explore.

I know you’ll enjoy the delights you will find,

When you pull down my panties and expose my behind.

My cheeks are so luscious and perky and tight,

So ready for spanking from dawn until night.

If you would Sir, I appreciate a hand spanking first,

Just to warm up the engine and make a girl purr.

And from there, if you please, your belt is just fine,

And if you don’t have one you can always use mine.

But I must stop you there so we can change halfway through,

So I can use my old belt to soundly thrash you.

And when we are both nice and sore and warmed up,

Well then we can get down to a good solid fuck.

You can fuck my tight pussy, my mouth and my bum,

Just so long as I get some incredible cums.

If I don’t, well there’s always a price to be paid,

For failing to tip your sweet chambermaid.

You can expect to pay dear for your failure to please,

Your butt will be high and I will spread out your knees,

So I can fuck your tight ring with my big strap-on cock,

Pushed it deep in your arsehole, right up to the top.

If I don’t get my pleasure, you must pay dearly for yours,

So what’s it to be? Your stomach or your balls?

I can serve you your dinner and then walk out the door,

Or you can take your chances, and we can both enjoy more.