Bianca Neve Pt 6

The continuing tales of Bianca Neve. Part 1 starts it all here

Spunky’s laughter brought her back to the present. “You really do know nowt, eh Dopey?” he sniggered. “I know a thing or two about the ladies and their bats.” His audience hushed as he rose to the occasion.

“Now then, you got a few choices with her lady-cave bats. Best bet is to get it out o’ there, leve the way clear for any shenanigans later. The way to do it this. One of you needs to put yer todger in her doings, then let the nippers latch on. Soon as you feel the nip, you whip out quick, pulling ’em with you like a fish on a line. You’ll not pull it off with yer fingers lest you lose the tip or they start flapping round the room, so I’ll be ready to smack ‘em wi’ a bat.” He guffawed,”A bat for a bat, that’s funny!” When he saw no one else laughing he harrumphed.  “So, who’s up for it? Woody – you’ve always got yer todger up and ready”

Bianca heard shuffles and mutters. “Not sure what’s worse, that monster latching down on my wood or you smacking my shaft wi’ a bat,” cried Woody. “Either way this Woody’s not going up there, that’s for sure.”

“I’m not sure I’d risk my old fella with them teeth,” cringed Knobby. “I vote we just keep plowing her back field til she wakes up. Has to sooner or later. We could just go at her, one after the other.” Bianca felt her bum twitch at the thought of seven cocks drilling her her, but still she could not actually move a muscle.

“I’ll poke your arse if you try!” said Spunky. “She’ll be like the mine shaft after we blasted if you try that – think o’ the mess that caused when you gave Dopey his ‘special medicine’ every day last week! No, front hole it is, but if no one’s dwarf enough to drag the blighter out, we need another way. Now, we can either go fast and furious, or slow and gentle.”

“Fast and furious never caught a rabbit,” piped Droopy.

“You’re right, Droopy!” replied Spunky. “Seein’ as none o’ you has the balls to fetch the nipper out o’ there we’ll just have to sneak up on ‘im. Slow and smooth, that’s the way. Don’t disturb the nippers and all’s good.”

There was a pause, and Bianca felt her leg lifted. She felt warm breath on her conija. “Looks a bit dry to me,” said Spunky. “If she’s not greased up we’ll never get in wi’out waking the nipper. Knobby, what did you use to slide up her bum?”

“Goose fat. Greasiest stuff I know. Slap that on yer todger and you’ll slide up a duck’s arse – and that’s waterproof!”

“Eww, no! Goose fat’s no good. The smell might wake the beastie – they like meat you know!” Spunky replied. “I know! Slurpy’s got the best tongue here. He’s licked ev’ry one o’ us fellas from arsehole to tip, and he coils it round like a snake on a frog! I bet he can wet her up so softly the beastie’ll never know.”

Bianca felt her stomach lurch. Oh my what had she gotten into!

Part 7 is here.

Missy and the Judge

Missy rapped Judge’s door

The command came too soon

To enter his chambers

And pay for the Piper’s tune


Judge gazed on her beauty

Such an angelic face

But lurking beneath that

She hid her family’s disgrace


Judge stood from his chair

Stared her straight in the face

He wanted to make her

Afraid of this place


”Now listen here, Missy

You’ve been quite the lass

You’ve been sharing your virtue

With your whole graduating class”


“Your folks if they could

They’d have you off to the jail

But I persuaded ‘em rightly

You just need a sting in the tail”


“So let’s get right to it

I’ve a lot to get done

Get yourself in position

I will not make this fun”


Missy shucked off her jeans

Dropped her pants to the ground

Stepped out of her garments

And turned right around


She bent from the waist

And she touched her toes

She spread her feet wide

And she held that pose


The Judge stared at her beauty

And he sucked in his cheeks

As he gazed lustily on

Her toned naked physique


With firm rounded buttocks

And a deep cleft in between

Leading down past her asshole

To the sweetest pussy he’d seen


The Judge tried to speak

Tried to sound real butch

But instead he just gasped

And sputtered and such


He coughed and he spat

All that tough guy stuff

And he tried once again

With a voice deep and gruff


“Now listen her Missy,

You put your family to shame

You know you’re a bad’un

And I need to whip in some pain”


“There’s a long list of boys

Who they tell me you’ve fucked

And a few of the girls

Who’s pussies you’ve sucked”


“I saw with my own eyes

Your shamelessly brazen display

When I peeped in your window

When your folks were away”


“You were down on your knees

Your bare ass sticking up

With a big rubber dildo

Plugging your tight little butt”


“Young Joshua was with you

You had his dick in your mouth

And then up your arsehole

When that dildo popped out”


“He fucked you so deeply

His balls slapped your cunt

As he reamed out your asshole

And then he came with a grunt”


“I said a strapping would cure you

Make you think twice ‘bout sex

And I offered to do it

With your Pappy’s bad neck”


With no further ado

The Judge whipped out his strap

And raised the thick leather

High over his back


He whipped that strap down

Striking Missy’s full moons

She screamed bloody murder

As the sweet agony ballooned


Again and again,

Judge whipped her cheeks raw

‘Til her bottom was glowing

And her cheeks were quite sore


Judge threw down the strap then,

To admire the sight

Of Missy’s firm buttocks

So glowing and tight


He took both her cheeks

And spread them apart

And just as he did so

She let out a fart


He leapt back in shock

At the sudden warm gust

He was quite lost for words

Yet it strengthened his lust


“So that’s how you play it

You dirty young slut!

Well let’s stop any more gases

Sneaking out of your butt”


He whipped out his dick

And slicked some spit on his pole

Then pressed home his member

Into Missy’s tight hole


Judge fucked her quite strongly

For a man past his best

Til the tightness of arsehole

Was too much to resist


With a last balls deep thrust

He erupted inside

And he took a last gasp

As his heart fluttered and died


Now sore cross both cheeks

And sore deep in between

The dead Judge and Missy

Made a sight quite obscene


She forced herself upright

His cock slipped out of her bum

She felt the cool air waft

Up her stretched out rectum


She slipped on her knickers

Pulled her jean shorts up high

And strolled out of the Chambers

Where Judge had just died



Songs for Spanking – Sweet Caroline

With apologies to the legend that is Neil Diamond, your wedding reception sing-along will never be the same again. I give you Songs for Spanking – Sweet Caroline Cane of Mine !

“Sweet Caroline Cane of mine”

Where it began,
I spanked your bum to glowing
And then my dick was growing long

Fingered your ring
Hand spanking in the shower
Who’d have believed you’d come so strong.

Warm, buttocks warm
Reachin’ round, touchin’ me, spankin’ you

Sweet Cane of mine
Six stripes always give me wood
Your buttocks lined

And a-glowin’ like they should

But now I…

…wait for the night
And I am feeling horny
Warming your bum with a smack or two

And when you hurt,

When your soft bum is tender

I’ll soothe your hurt just holding you

Warm, buttocks warm
Reachin’ round, touchin’ me, spankin’ you

Sweet Cane of mine
Six stripes always give me wood
Your buttocks lined

And a-glowin’ like they should

Oh, oh, OH

Sweet Cane of mine
Six stripes always give me wood
Sweet Cane of mine,
Buttocks stinging like they should

Sweet Cane of mine
Six stripes always give me wood
Sweet Cane of mine…


Samara’s Bad-Girl Guide to Writing Erotica


A Buick in the Land of Lexus

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Ever since the appearance of Fifty Shades of Grey, the worst book to have ever sold 100 million copies worldwide, everyone is writing erotica.

I don’t want to discuss this Idiot Book, the fact that Anastasia is a virgin who orgasms 20 times an hour, never worries about getting a urinary tract infection or somehow made it through college without owning a LAPTOP.

Bad erotica is sprouting up everywhere. All of it hackneyed and formulaic.

The characters are always flawless. Or if they have flaws, they are so endearing they make the character even more adorable.

For women,”clumsy” is the most popular endearing flaw. For the record, I am clumsy. It’s a pretty glaring flaw. There’s nothing sexy about. I fall down, smack my head on things, injure myself frequently and am generally shocked to still be alive.

Last week, in a meeting with a group of men, I dropped my pen…

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Rosebottom recruits

 The Rosebottom Centre for Attitudinal Adjustment



Product Development Assistants

“We strive to achieve Bottom Marks”

Rosebottomers leave no bottom untouched in our pursuit of the perfect Rosebottom result. Our employees bend over to present our clients with the perfect opportunity to test our products and enact any scenario. We provide the perfect tools for attitudinal adjustment.

We are constantly seeking the next big thing in correctional devices, seeking new ways to excite, entice and warm the hearts of our clients’ bottoms. To assist, we need a new group of Product Development Assistants to provide practical help in the design, testing and marketing of a new range of leather, wood and acrylic adult goods.

To thrive as a Product Development Assistant you must be flexible, resilient and tolerant of painful and uncomfortable situations. You should be able to withstand an environment which may be taxing yet intensely enjoyable.

Every item we sell is  individually inspected and tested in a real-life environment. To assist our Testers you will assume a number of positions throughout the day. Essential safety equipment is provided to protect non-test areas of the body. Clothing restrictions often apply to testing environments.

If you work in our New Product Division you can expect to test many unique products designed for attitudinal adjustment. We employ a bottom-up, hands-on and highly participative methodology that delivers startling results when rigorously applied. Your bottom lines will be testament to the rigour of our Testers.

Quality control Development Assistants will assist as Subject participants in our OTK (Objective Testing Knowledge) protocols. These include:

  • Impact Testing: efficacy of the product in delivering a trademark Rosebottom glow; measures speed of heat transfer to Subject bottom.
  • Ease of Use: testers rate products on ergonomic handling and comfort (Subject comfort is inversely proportional to Tester comfort)
  • Longevity: occasionally we utilise destruction protocols to test product longevity. These can be particularly arduous to Subject bottoms as it is the product destruction we are testing, not the Subject.

As these protocols are rigorously applied they are particularly demanding on Development Assistants. We offer recovery rooms and massage service. Recovery rooms also provide options for ‘personal relief’ following testing sessions.

Successful applicants need to be flexible, inhibition-free, open-minded and highly resilient. You will be required to work in close, intimate and physically demanding personal situations with colleagues on a daily basis. Due to the nature of our work, we offer a clothing-optional work place.

We offer a lifetime supply of Rosebottom products for your personal enjoyment.

Please note that our interview process is long, rigorous, physically demanding but intensely enjoyable. We often require multiple personal testing sessions before making a selection decision.

Join us now, and you could become our next Rosebottom of the Month.

Miranda’s Birthday

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Miranda has a birthday tomorrow. Here’s the little ditty I wrote for her card. She will, of course, receive a very tasty birthday spanking to start the day off right. More on that another time


So what? You’ve had a birthday

It’s nothing to despair

You’re not too bad for 41

At least you’ve got your hair


You’re looking pretty sexy

You keep yourself so trim

Even though you never exercise

And hate it at the gym


I think I know your secret

Of staying fit and young

It’s love that is the magic drug

And ours is super-strong


So if you want to keep your looks

And hold old age at bay

We should get down and dirty

Most every single day


And to keep your bum so taut and smooth

Good blood flow is desired

There’s only one solution here

A nightly spanking is required


Not too hard, of course, but just enough

To pinken up your cheeks

And once a week, a firmer dose

As I practice my technique


Then to keep your skin so supple

And your facial muscles tight

You must exercise your tongue and mouth

For 20 minutes each night


If you stretch your lips and work your tongue

Then a face lift you’ll not need

Face cream is overrated too

Just rub in my special seed


I’ll take an active part in this

So magnanimous, It’s true,

But I’ll make this sacrifice my dear

Coz I really do love you!

A Curious Thought


A curious thought just occurred to me

As I bent you gently over my knee

Adjusting your lie to set your bum just so

To delightfully build that heartwarming glow


That thought, the one that occurred just now

That whittered away and furrowed my brow

Was the curious state that leads us here

With you bent so and exposing your rear


How it is as adults we just want our bottoms spanked

And afterwards, we’re on knees to give thanks

Yet not long ago, when we were small fry

We did all we could to avoid catching the eye


Of teachers so strict they would beat the whole class

(I got slippered one time, for answering back)

And parents, when told of our need to atone

Would whup us again to drive the point home


Yet now we are grown, well, in years at least

We spank one another to satiate the Beast

And great pleasure we get from a stinging red rear

No threatened strapping can fill us with fear


I can spank you with slipper, with hand or with crop

And I know you will beg me never to stop

And when your bottom is delightfully pink

And your pussy is dripping and it’s hard to think


You will drop to your knees to worship my cock

With lip-smacking pleasure as you gobble the top

And shove your tongue into the pleasure slit

And beg of the same when I lap at your clit


And when it’s my turn to offer my bum

When you beat me with vigour like you’re beating a drum

My manhood will rise to its magnificent size

And you will grasp it and squeeze it like you’ve won the prize


And you’ll sit on my shaft and drill yourself down

Like a queen on her throne and wearing her crown

And then ride to the races at a vigorous trot

Til your pussy is screaming and your nerves are all shot


And you quiver and shudder and scream to the sky

“Oh fuck! Yes, I’m coming, I’m going to die!”

So I try to control your wild bronco bucking

As I jerk up my hips to finish the fucking


Just trying to finish and let go both barrels

Without snapping my dick (it’s one of life’s perils)

And I’m frantically stabbing my dick in your nest

When you collapse in a heap on my heaving chest


Oh my, I’m so sorry. I got carried away

With thoughts of our spanking and fucking and play

Now what was I saying, Oh yes, I recall

How adults love a sore bum better than all


So I give thanks to the strangeness that makes us desire

As adults, the spanking that stokes at our fire

When as kids we would run with abhorrent fear

When threatened with a whupping to light up our rear